No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
