Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
her vagine was all disorganized.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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