so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
