At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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