I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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