thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
