hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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