For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think a kid would responsible me up
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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