I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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