she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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