Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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