No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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