i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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