The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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