Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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