Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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