i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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