i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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