I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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