god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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