i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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