I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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