It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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