Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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