no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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