Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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