I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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