Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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