Heybabeimwearingurpanties
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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