love makes seman taste better
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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