You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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