operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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