Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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