is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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