ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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