sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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