He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
