tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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