he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
This is the high leading the old right now
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm like, not good at living.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
