what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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