his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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