My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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