You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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