i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
if only i could text you this smell
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
