New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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