That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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