So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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