Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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