okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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