Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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