I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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