FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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