i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The uberlube is also flammable
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
