I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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