their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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